Tuesday is the most disrespected day of the week.
Nobody gives a rip about Tuesday
People hate Monday. They’re already thinking about Monday on
Sunday. It’s like, “Damn! Here it comes.” They despise Monday and wake up in foul moods
wishing it were not true.
Wednesday is hump day and….well….you know. Wednesday kinda says….”hey, you can do
this. You made it this far, you can make
it!” It’s also hump day and…..well, that’s
kinda fun to say.
Thursday is slightly disrespected itself, but at least Thursday
has a little something going for it. The
next day is Friday so Thursday is kind of like the Christmas Eve of the
week. Actually Friday is the Christmas
Eve, so that would make Thursday more of the Christmas Eve Eve….but you get
what I mean.
Everyone loves Friday so
Thursday basks in a little of the pre-Friday glow.
Then of course you got Friday itself. #TGIF and all that good stuff. Actually I don’t know why people really get
all that excited about Friday, you still got to get up and go to work. Maybe it’s because at 5:00 when the whistle
blows (does any place still use a whistle?) it’s the official beginning of the
weekend. Either way, Friday holds a
position of admiration and respect.
Saturday and Sunday don’t need mentioned really. Who doesn’t like Saturday and Sunday, except
maybe sociopaths and workaholics.
But Tuesday?
Nah. Nothing to look at here, move along.
It’s true.Look around on the interwebs. The best Tuesday can hope for is a few memes
of octopi, or kraken with the hashtag #TentacleTuesday or
something. Perhaps some risqué adventurer
will post memes of women’s……er……..features along with the #TittyTuesday
hashtag........
o.O
.......but that’s about all you get with Tuesday.
Well, I guess that’s not entirely true. You can wake up on Tuesday and be relieved you
got Monday over with. WhoOOoot! Eh? But
that’s more about Monday than Tuesday anyway.
Not much to say about Tuesday really, it's rather dull and tawdry. It doesn’t really deserve respect I suppose.
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